Name an Office Fetish a co-worker exhibits?

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1. My boss pops bubble wrap when stressed. I can hear her through her office door. Pop! Pop! Pop!

2. Coworker does not shower enough and wears 3-4 cardigans at the same time to cover it up. Ewwww!

3. My co-worker collects individual creamers for their coffee from meetings because they don’t want to use the dry stuff at the coffee machine.

4. I had a co-worker who loved frogs and had all kinds of frog miniatures and statues on her desk. Anything that had a frog on it she had on her desk. She even wore frog lapel pens to work.

5.My co-worker posts every training certificate she has ever received on the walls of her office, unframed. She has so many certificates, you can not see the walls of the office.

6. This is really gross. This extremely overweight woman eats Kleenex when she thinks no one is looking. She’ll hold it up like she’s going to blow her nose, then she starts to nibble at it until it’s all gone.

7. troll dolls

8. Most Disgusting Fetish!
The executive director would run her fingers through her hair at least once every minute. Staff counted 60 times during a one-hour meeting! During a major fundraising event where she had to be at the podium three times, each time she got up to the podium, her hair was different - meaning she sat at her table playing with her hair while her table guests were eating! Yuck!

9. As a result of a freak chemistry accident in high school that damaged her eyes, my former co-worker kept the lights turned low in our shared office and wore sunglasses indoors.

10. lines trophies from small to large on desk

11. Cellphone Attachment Syndrome - She NEVER goes anywhere without her cell phone - two steps away from her desk, rest room, etc.

12. My boss is a paper hoarder; she has stacks and stacks of paper. She can’t through anything out, she won’t file and never can find a thing in her office. When she opens are file drawer or closet, papers just come tumbling out. The janitorial service did not clean her office for a week becasue they thought it was a storage room. You have to kick paper out of the way on the floor to sit down in her office. OCD for hoarders.

13. My co-worker always ate popcorn for lunch everyday. Like clockwork, she would walk into the kitchen and pop her popcorn in the microwave.